Fun Facts:

Mike Martinez lives in the Long Island town of Farmingville while ex-guitarist Johnny Crash lives in the Long Island town of Farmingdale. Wonder if they like farming?

Ex-lead singer Juan's real name is John.  Ex-bassist J.J.'s real name is also John, and ex-2nd-guitarist Johnny Crash's real name is John too.  This means that at one point the band had a line-up consisting of 3 Johns and all 5 band member's name's beginning with the letter J.  New York City show promotor Frank Wood even used to jokingly introduce us as "the Five J's."

When first written, the song "Earn My Love" was originally entitled "Women Need To Treat Men Like Kings".  There was supposed to be a sequel on the following album that would have been entitled "Men Need To Treat Women Like Shit".

In the song "Do Your Damn Job", a song about Taco Bell, the lyric "their token retard worker Mariano is a fag" refers to a real employee that works at a Taco Bell in Port Jefferson, NY.

The umlaut over the Y in L˙nch is for decorative purposes and does not affect pronunciation.  It was originally put there to pay tribute to fellow Long Island band, Blue Öyster Cult, as well as one of their favorite bands, Motörhead.  Joe, who wasn't in the band yet during the era of coming up with the name, is also a huge fan of Mötley Crüe.

Jason Lynch owns a black, polydactyl, Angora cat.   Joe Lynch owns over 7 Golden Retriever dogs.  Mike Martinez leaves food outside for several homeless cats.  Jesse does not own any pets.

J.J. Crestwood, homeless bum and former bassist of the band, was living in the tour-van after being kicked out of the band.  One night he stole the van to go get heroin, nodded out behind the wheel, and crashed the van through a front lawn into several cars.  He had several charges including reckless endangerment, fleeing the scene, DWI, possession, and more.