NEWS:

Friday July 10th 2015
The website is finally fucking back online. Enjoy.

Tuesday February 25th 2014
Lÿnch Pigs have recorded a new 5-song demo with their new singer Jesse which will be given out for free at the next couple of shows.  It can also be streamed online for free on ReverbNation or through the following youtube.com links:
1) HateFace
2) Suck My Cock
3) Road Soda
4) Get Aids And Die
5) Random Acts of Violence

Friday January 10th 2014
Prices lowered in the store.

Tuesday July 9th 2013
Last night the Lÿnch Pigs tour van has been stolen, please click here to donate.

Monday July 8th 2013
New pictures added to pictures section, as well as new shows added.

Monday June 24th 2013
Lÿnch Pigs have returned from their mini-tour.  The third and final day was for an HD 1080p video recording and a live audio recording with pro-tools.  At the moment it is still being decided whether the footage will be released as a DVD/Blu-Ray, or a bonus disk to the upcoming second album being worked on, or for a very limited edition homemade DVD-R/VHS, or just thrown on youtube, or all or none of the above, but it will be announced in the future.  The video is still being edited by Sealbeards productions.

Wednesday June 5th 2013
Lÿnch Pigs have found a new bass player.  His name is Mike.

Saturday May17th 2013
Tons of merch back in stock!  Also New York area LP fans come see them tonight with GG Allin's old band The Murder Junkies!

Thursday March 21st 2013
A new shirt design has been made available.  Limited edition so buy it now! Available here.

Friday February 15th 2013
Yesterday at rehearsal J.J. Crestwood hit a wrong note during a song and was immediately thrown out of the band.  Lÿnch Pigs will be performing our next batch of gigs including tomorrow in Ronkonkoma, Long Island, as a 4-piece and are now auditioning new bass players.  If interested in auditioning to become a Pig, click here to contact the band.

Thursday February 14th 2013
Happy Valentines Day from the Lÿnch Pigs.  Be sure to donkey punch your bitch.

Tuesday January 29th 2013
It has been a while since the last update.  The pigs are proud to announce their new 2nd guitar player John to the band.  He's a true pig like the rest of the band so he fit right in.  Lÿnch Pigs have new shows lined up for the new year and the Cheap Sleaze album is about to be re-stocked soon.

Tuesday October 23rd  2012
Jason and J.J.'s birthday celebration has officially been booked and it'll be taking place in Long Island, New York.  Everyone is invited.  It'll be on February 16th 2013 and everyone is invited to this free event.  Lÿnch Pigs as well as other bands will be performing.  More details to come soon.

Wednesday August 15th 2012
Lÿnch Pigs were supposed to practice today but at 9:00 AM Joe was extremely intoxicated and fell off his motorcycle.  No shows are cancelled because of this.  "Donate money to The Pigs and buy some merchandise to help get us back on our feet as a band."

Thursday July 12th 2012
Beer koozies now available. Get one soon, it's a limited product and they're going fast! Click here!

Monday June 8th 2012
Footage from our Tompkins Square Park show have been put on youtube. Check it out here:
http://youtu.be/sZRA6uXO6KQ

Friday May 25th 2012
You can now sign up for the Lÿnch Pigs mailing list (found on the contact section) for the latest updates on the band as well as upcoming shows in your area.

Sunday April 22nd 2012
This website, www.LynchPigs.com, has been hacked into! Click here to see a screenshot of what you may have seen if you've been to the website within the last 24 hours:

Obviously the page has been fixed since you are reading this and a message I'd like to say to this scumbag hacker is simply this:
"Good luck guessing our password now, faggot! I'll give you a hint: you'll never get it." - Todd, Lÿnch Pigs webmaster.

Monday April 16th 2012
Lÿnch Pigs are extremely proud to announce that they will be appearing on a various artists compilation which will be a Mentors tribute; a two-CD set containing recordings of several bands covering classic songs by The Mentors, a band that is a major influence and favorite of Lÿnch Pigs.  Some of the bands on the compilation besides Lÿnch Pigs will include Guns N Roses, Hammerhawk, Koffin Kats, Cold Blue Rebels, and many more. Aside from all of the cover songs, the compilation will also include two brand new unreleased, exclusive Mentors tracks!  Lÿnch Pigs have performed the Mentors classic "Adultery" from off of their album "Up The Dose" which will be premiered tonight at 10:00 PM on WPSR (Purchase Radio, New York).  The compilation will be in stores on May 28th 2012 as well as available online through Amazon, CD Baby, and iTunes.

Friday April 6th 2012
The dates to a mini-tour have been added to the Upcoming Shows list.  The dates are for June 6th - June 10th.  More details on these shows will be added so check back soon for the updates.

Thursday April 5th 2012
The lead vocalist of Lÿnch Pigs, Juan Diablo, has started his own business and opened up a furniture store to help raise money for touring as well as to pay for legal expenses since he is currently battling a case against him of disorderly conduct and public nudity/urination.  If you are local to the area (The store is located in Patchogue, NY) feel free to swing by, say hello, and purchase a new dining room.  To check it out go to his website: www.JuanDiablo.com

Saturday March 31st 2012
We had a killer time at our show tonight.  Shit got sleazy really fast.  After the performance J.J. Crestwood was getting into fights, moshing to other bands, making out with hot black girls, and being a true Lÿnch King.  There are plenty more shows coming up so show up and buy some merchandise or fuck off!

Thursday March 22nd 2012
There will be no more shows ever again at the Hilltap Tavern. A bunch of dumbass punks ruined it for everyone. The show on March 31st which was originally to be at the Hilltap Tavern, will now be moved to Bar 131.

Wednesday February 29th 2012
Jason's new toy to shred and destroy, 1974 Epiphone:


Sunday February 26th 2012
More shows being set up.

Tuesday February 21st 2012
New pictures up from our Feb 18th gig.
New videos up too.

Tuesday February 7th 2012
Brown shirts back in stock! Order some now!
 
Saturday December 24th 2011
Bah Humbug! Merry Xmas from the Grinch Pigs

Tuesday December 13th 2011
Yo Jews, Happy Hanukkah from The Pigs!

Sunday October 23rd 2011
Juan Diablo shaved his head today.

Sunday September 11th 2011
This page uses frames, but your browser doesn't support them.Happy 9-11 10 Year anniversary!

Wednesday July 27th 2011
New website layout, as you can see.









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