History/Timeline:

2009:

Juan and Jason are bored one day and on acoustic guitars they write the song "Do Your Damn Job" about a bad experience at Taco Bell and decide to start a band and that day came up with the name PickleDick Willy & The Wack-Me-Offs.

They write more songs and decide to take the band more seriously and rename the band to Juan Diablo & The Lÿnch Pigs.

Jason Michael Lynch and Juan Diablo write and record 16 songs and decide to use 10 of them for the debut album "Cheap Sleaze". On the recording it was Juan on vocals and Jason on electric guitar, electric bass guitar, and drums. The album was available as an unofficial bootleg release.

Juan and Jason perform acoustic versions of the songs at local bars.

2010:

Juan and Jason steal musical equipment and begin to seek a lineup.

2011:

Jason patches things up with his brother Joe, who also plays guitar, who never got along well with eachother. Lÿnch Pigs then begin practicing with Jason on rhythm guitar, Joe on lead guitar, Juan on vocals, as well as two other new band members; Johnny Stinkfinger on bass and Lee on drums.

After only two practices bassist Johnny Stinkfinger is kicked out and replaced by J.J. Crestwood.

2012:

With this new lineup; Jason on rhythm guitar, Joe on lead guitar, Juan on vocals, J.J. on bass and Lee on drums, the band begins performing locally as a 5-piece band.

After about 10 shows, Lee leaves the band and Jason switches from rhythm guitar to drums and the band begins performing as a quartet; Joe on guitar, Juan on vocals, J.J. on bass, and Jason on drums. Though playing drums live, Jason will continue to play a rhythm guitar track on future albums and will remain writting guitar parts with the rest of the band as well as tracking the drums.

The album Cheap Sleaze is converted from being the original studio-only-band to the real-lineup-band by having one guitar track on the album replaced by Joe's playing as well as solos added, the bass track replaced by J.J.'s playing, and even Juan's vocals were re-done with better performance and improved lyrics.   The album gets repressed with new photos and with 2 bonus tracks on the CD version.

The band begins touring.

Towards the end of 2012 Lÿnch Pigs get a new 2nd guitarist John Crash.

2013:

J.J. Crestwood was missing and it was later discovered that he had been in jail for drug-related charges.  Without him knowing he is kicked out of the band and replaced by Mike Martinez.

J.J. Crestwood gets released from jail, finds out he's out of the band and has been replaced but is forced to be roadie and drum tech since he is now homeless and lives in Jason's van, forcing him to go wherever the band goes.

2014:

The band demoed some new songs with their new singer Jesse Omega and called it the EP "Livin' Dirty".

2015:
The band put out another demo EP entitled "Forced Entry" and is currently demoing more tracks for their second full length album.